Classics About Marriage

I read about this post in one of my friend's Facebook Timeline. He is not yet married and I don't know why (maybe because of this? hehehe peace!). I asked permission to copy his Facebook status because I find it very amusing (from a not-guilty-wife's point of view) how married men see their wives. I just wonder if the wives are aware of this.

I'm sure the Family Man will definitely find this one interesting too. So, here it is :

• My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -Milton Berle

• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

• Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

• A man placed an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

• 80% of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

• I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

• Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

• How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

Thanks to Adrian for sharing these thoughts about marriage and relationship. I can't help but smile every time I read the lines.  I hope the Family Man won't affirm to any of this. Hehe